Roofus!
Woodrow !
I somehow managed to land these two boisterous, crazy, loveable brothers in my life , two and half years ago .
They have caused me grief, bankruptcy , endless amounts of furniture, plant life, my mortgage papers , computers , socks , shoes and Bra's.
Our strolls together are bliss, as long as we don't come across another dog, human, or some form of wildlife.
They are both joined at the hip, best buddy's!!
But they can fight so hard core they scar each other , or play so hard together they both vomit. (Of course, usually on my rug!)
If you ever come to my front door, please expect them to bark like vicious wolf dogs.
That bark can drive anyone insane .
Be afraid, be very afraid.
However, If I let you in, please expect them to jump on you, lick you to death and leave a severe amount of slobber on your clothes.
The thing that makes me love them so much is all of the above!!!
They do all these things for a reason, and that reason is me!
They eat all my stuff because they are bored, I've left them all day to go to work and got home so tired I couldn't take them for their walk.
They get anxious around other dogs and kids because they can feel my fears and distrust .
They fight over my attention.
They play so hard because they know it makes me laugh .
They bark ferociously to let me know there is a stranger there, they do this to protect me.
They will jump, lick , and slobber on you, because clearly , you are cool if I let you into my home and they are happy to meet you.
They give the best cuddles ever...
No one else could ever be this bat shit crazy for me!
Love you Woody and Roofy
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